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death [Feb. 2nd, 2007|10:25 pm]
maxim_zhukov
A fat lebanese man at work threatened to stab me today, and I found out my starcraft CD is corrupt.

My nerves are shot.
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FUCK HEAD [Jan. 17th, 2007|01:39 am]
maxim_zhukov
Is what I called my boss.

He realises that I am shit hot so he wont fire me.
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Christmas was not cancelled [Dec. 26th, 2006|01:03 am]
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I didn't get anything good. You?

oh well. Back to work!
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WII [Dec. 13th, 2006|08:04 pm]
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Okay, so a god damn mouse ate a god damn hole through my freaking floor.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do?

Oh yeah, I bought a nintendo wii, it really is alot of fun.
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The last boss [Dec. 10th, 2006|06:38 pm]
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I hit my boss ted in the head with a ladder today. It was awesome.

"FUCKING ARSEHOLE!!"

(uhoh...)

"Not you Joe, the ladder."

(aww yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...)


But I got covered in dirty, yellow water. Head to toe. So that almost negates it.
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(no subject) [Nov. 26th, 2006|10:03 pm]
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[Current Mood |None or other]

So for christmas I bought myself a laptop, and also star wars monopoly. You don't get to be Bobba Fett, but you do get to be Princess Leia, PHEW! Susan and I made a house rule where if you get the death star you get to destroy a planet. Even if it is Coruscant with 3 houses.

It's better than normal monopoly because it's star wars, and you get to say star wars quotes all the time. "What's that button do?" "Hold me, like you held me on Naboo" "I'm sick of these motherfucking sith, in this motherfucking senate" and others.

I also got myself the little christmas gift of going to melbourne in February for the Good Vibrations festival, so I'll be wanting to sell these lamo Falls tickets.

BEASTIE BOYS.

I need a LAN.
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(no subject) [Nov. 6th, 2006|09:09 pm]
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My beard is going well. I think I will go down the Obi wan kenobi path
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Anniversassyrrs [Nov. 2nd, 2006|02:18 am]
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It's pretty close to Susan and I being two years together.

I only remember this because It was around about the same time of Adrocks birthday.
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Breakdancing Nazis [Oct. 22nd, 2006|08:51 pm]
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Tips on Deep Frying Peanut Butter. [Oct. 22nd, 2006|08:46 pm]
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[Current Location |home]
[Current Mood |abridged]

-Buy a deep fryer, don't use a frying pan

-Don't put oil in a frying pan, turn the hotplate up to six and leave it for a bit, staining it in the process

-Don't add more oil after it's already really hot.

-The peanut butter will melt if the oil is not hot enough, leaving a black, tar like film on the surface.

-Wait until the oil has cooled down before giving up and adding water, it will explode otherwise.

-Don't lean in for a closer look. Just tip it down the sink.
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